Showing posts with label My funny hindi-english poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My funny hindi-english poems. Show all posts

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Never Give up !!!!




haste hue muskurate hue ghum raha tha mein,
laga sab kuch to mil gaya , masti mein jhum raha tha mein,
lekin hua jab duur is duniya ke jhoote dikhawo se,
kache rishto se, laalach ke chalawo se,
tab laga mere andar kuch to adhura h abhi,
kuch to hai jiski abhi bhi h mujhme kami,
kuch socha na samjha, bas chal pada kaato ki raho par,
mila dard hi dard jab pade paav in angaro par,
magar mile chahe kitna bhi dard,
nahi chorunga mein in raaho ko, lehro se bhari samundar ki in baho ko,
kyuki naseeb hote h sirf unhi gine chuno ko kinaare,
jo nirasha ke andhkaar se kabhi nahi h haare...........

keep going and never ever stop ...........

myself as Messi.......




college me mein engineer banne aaya tha,
bade bade sapno ko sach karne aaya tha,
lekin dekha jab use dimag ghum gaya,
padhai se dhyan hata dil jhum gaya,
lekin pata chala uska pehle se hi koi boyfriend tha,
jodi bhi achi thi dono ka pyaar bhi durust tha,
magar agar wo tha goal keeper to mein bhi ban gaya Lionel Messi,
aakhir kaise jane deta, ladki bhi thi kareena jaisi,
baad me pata chala ek nahi do nahi kaafi h uske liye excited,
ek akela Messi kya kare, samne h pura Manchester United............. ;-)... :P


Thursday, September 13, 2012

Kudiyo ke Nakhre.....




moh maaya me kyu phaste ho tum,
uski adaao pe kyu marte ho tum,
aamir khan ki kahi baat bhul gaye kya,
bus,train to thik h magar uske nakhro ko kyu sehan karte ho tum.

din raat padh kar bhi wo jitna nahi janti,
bina padhe usse jyada jaante ho

 tum,
khud ko bada creative samajhti h wo,
lekin innovation ke maamle me unke baap ho tum.

ek dusre ko saali , kutti , kamini bol kar
sochti h Oh my God aaj to kuch jyada hi bol diya,
unhe kya pata jo wo soch bhi nahi sakti
usse bhi achi gaaliyo ke inventor ho tum.

ghanto make up karke jitna chamakti h wo,
bina nahaye usse jyada chamakte ho tum,
8 ghante sone ke baad bhi kehti h i am sleepy,
3 ghanta so kar bhi padhai plus masti karte ho tum.

40 km/hr par scooty kya chala li,
khud ko samajhti h Rani Lakshmi Bai,
R.S. ke 2 pack aur sutta lagane ke baad bhi,
90 ki speed pe bike chalate ho tum.

2-4 comment kya maar diye,
bolti h wo tumko character less,
lekin train me waiting ticket me jab seat nahi milti,
to character less se unke best friend ban jaate ho tum.

moh maaya me kyu phaste ho tum,
uski adaao pe kyu marte ho tum,
aamir khan ki kahi baat bhul gaye kya,
bus,train to thik h magar uske nakhro ko kyu sehan karte ho tum.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Still Suffering.....














socha tha 1st Year me kar lo thodi padhai,
 2nd year me to karna h bhot aaram,
magar kitni galat soch thi meri,
4th sem me ho gaya h jeena haraam.


kal tak sirf Counter Strike ke liye use kiya karte the computer ki hard disk aur RAM,
aaj usi computer pe compile karte h Heapsort aur Binary tree ke programs,
proxy banane ke alawa aur kuch bhi nahi aata tha,
ab Resume bhi likh lete h , A very big thanks to english waali maam,

padh padh kar Discrete Maths ke algebraic structure
ho gaye hum Total ghanchakkar,
padh kar computer ke bits and bytes,
badal gaya h dimag ka Memory Structure.


padh-padh kar Phonetics ban gaye hum total angrez,
hindi to bhul hi gaye h, chad gaya h videshi bhashao ka craze,

Recursive tree ke recursion ne , kar diya life ka destruction,
bolne ko kuch bacha nahi, But we are supporting Anna against corruption.

padh lo Cormen samaj me aa jayega Algorithm and Shortest path,
darne ki kya h baat jab tak uparwale ka h apne sir pe hath,
aur ho sakta h humari branch me bhi mass bunk,
bas mil jaye ek baar branch ke toppers ka sath,...............


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Saturday, May 12, 2012

The Facebook Fever


socha tha garmiyo ki chuttiyo me padhunga C++ ki book,
lekin subah hote hi computer par khul jata h facebook..
Notifications me hi duniya simat gayi h meri,
frustration mein i give myself a very dirty look...

koi likhta h LOVE is everything,
koi likhta h Love is fake,
aur koi likhta h Janu wapas aa jao,...
i wanna dive into your eyes.. coz ur eyes are much deeper than a lake...

dost hua from 'Single' to 'In a relationship'
aur likha 'I cant live without seing her face'..
2 weeks later back from 'In a relationship' to 'Single'
aur likha 'she took from me my freedom and space'...

jo bhi kaho Facebook made my mind fully paralysed and lame,
but still i get very happy when in the chat box ,
i see a green dot beside her name.. ;-)



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Senior hai Duffer...



pee rahi thi Maaza jab tum khadi sudha pe,

dekhkar upar kaha meine khuda se,

Oh my God banane me ise laga hoga aapko bhot time,

dekhkar adaye unki my heart feels so fine,

overflow karne laga tha mere dil ka buffer,


peeche se dost bola "Abe Senior h duffer",,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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